if anyone here has a kink for paying all my tattoos then hit me up
hate it when I call myself a girl and then someone goes "you're not a girl you're nonbinary/agender" and it's like. I am whatever I say I am. freak. I am a girl I am a little guy I am the man of the owl. I am nothing. I am everything. do not presume to know me in anyway I do not know myself
another thing I love about Opus is that it opens all nice and soft with Deus Culpa and you're like awww it's time for church with Grandpapa then without warning the fuckin doors slam shut behind you and the lights go out and the literal foundation of the goddamned chapel starts vibrating with that sweet Con Clavi bassline and the whole room is suddenly screaming L U CI F EE R and my wig is gone
the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans
Don't u dare hide this in the tags-
Rex pointing at anakin: he wasn't conceived through intercourse, but he wasn't grown in a tube either, which isn't particularly disgusting but oddly unsettling
what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know I'll like it, I can't watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don't know when that will be, and I don't have any more control over it than you do.
Orange cats need to be named ‘just some guy’-esque names. I see orange cats that are named Patrick or Dave or Bob and I’m like “yeah, exactly”. My orange cat is named Tommy even though she’s a girl because she’s truly a Tommy.
Henry Croutons…..
trying not to bawl in class over henry croutons
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